Henry Wensleydale's Old Cheese Emporium

Henry Wensleydale
welcomes you to

Purveyor of Fine Cheese to the Gentry
and the Poverty Stricken too

At Henry Wensleydale's we pride ourselves on being the finest cheese shop in the district, particularly on account of its cleanliness.

Visitors to our premises will enjoy the unique atmosphere of live dancing and bouzouki music.

Why not choose a selection of free samples (subject to availability) from our catalogue below.

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Sample
wanted? Cheese Notes / Stock level
Traditional British Cheeses
Red Leicester Fresh out of it, I'm afraid.
Caerphilly Has been on order for two weeks.
Expecting it this morning.
Red Windsor Normally in stock.
Today the van broke down.
Stilton Out of stock.
Lancashire Out of stock.
White Stilton Out of stock.
Double Gloucester Out of stock.
Cheshire Out of stock.
Dorset Blue Vinny Out of stock.
Caithness Out of stock.
Cheddar Not much call for it round here.
Ilchester Staggeringly popular in the manor.
Our number one best seller!
Out of stock.
Wensleydale The proprietor - always glad to help you
Fromages de la Belle France

Brie Out of stock.
Roquefort Out of stock.
Pont l'Évèque Out of stock.
Port Salut Out of stock.
Savoyard Out of stock.
Saint-Paulin Out of stock.
Carré de l'Est Out of stock.
Bresse Bleu Out of stock.
Bressan Out of stock.
Camembert A bit runny.
Very runny, actually.
(A bit runnier than you'd like it.)
Late news: The cat's eaten it.
Other European Cheeses

Tilsit Never at the end of the week.
Bel Paese Out of stock. Sorry.
Ementhal Out of stock.
Gruyere Out of stock.
Norwegian Jarlsberg Out of stock.
Lipta Out of stock.
Danish Blue Out of stock.
Gouda Out of stock.
Edam Out of stock.
Smoked Austrian Out of stock.
Greek Feta Not as such.
Gorgonzola Out of stock.
Parmesan Out of stock.
Mozzarella Out of stock.
Pipo Crem Out of stock.
Danish Fynbo Out of stock.
Czech Sheep's Milk Out of stock.
Limburger Out of stock.
Exotic Cheeses

Japanese Sage Derby Out of stock.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Not in stock today.

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Other sites of interest:
CheeseNet
The American Cheese Society

© 30th April 1998
Stone Dead Productions

Sample wanted?	Cheese	Notes / Stock level
Traditional British Cheeses
	Red Leicester	Fresh out of it, I'm afraid.
	Caerphilly	Has been on order for two weeks. Expecting it this morning.
	Red Windsor	Normally in stock. Today the van broke down.
	Stilton	Out of stock.
	Lancashire	Out of stock.
	White Stilton	Out of stock.
	Double Gloucester	Out of stock.
	Cheshire	Out of stock.
	Dorset Blue Vinny	Out of stock.
	Caithness	Out of stock.
	Cheddar	Not much call for it round here.
	Ilchester	Staggeringly popular in the manor. Our number one best seller! Out of stock.
	Wensleydale	The proprietor - always glad to help you
Fromages de la Belle France
	Brie	Out of stock.
	Roquefort	Out of stock.
	Pont l'Évèque	Out of stock.
	Port Salut	Out of stock.
	Savoyard	Out of stock.
	Saint-Paulin	Out of stock.
	Carré de l'Est	Out of stock.
	Bresse Bleu	Out of stock.
	Bressan	Out of stock.
	Camembert	A bit runny. Very runny, actually. (A bit runnier than you'd like it.) Late news: The cat's eaten it.
Other European Cheeses
	Tilsit	Never at the end of the week.
	Bel Paese	Out of stock. Sorry.
	Ementhal	Out of stock.
	Gruyere	Out of stock.
	Norwegian Jarlsberg	Out of stock.
	Lipta	Out of stock.
	Danish Blue	Out of stock.
	Gouda	Out of stock.
	Edam	Out of stock.
	Smoked Austrian	Out of stock.
	Greek Feta	Not as such.
	Gorgonzola	Out of stock.
	Parmesan	Out of stock.
	Mozzarella	Out of stock.
	Pipo Crem	Out of stock.
	Danish Fynbo	Out of stock.
	Czech Sheep's Milk	Out of stock.
	Limburger	Out of stock.
Exotic Cheeses
	Japanese Sage Derby	Out of stock.
	Venezuelan Beaver Cheese	Not in stock today.